Sunday, 29 June 2025

Long Live Digital Theology

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The Electric Kool-Aid Anima Mundi Test

A Metamodern Ride Through the 'Pentecostal Singularity'

Every so often, a piece of writing comes along that doesn’t just knock on the door of your intellect but kicks it clean off its hinges (yikes!!). The academic paper “Towards a Connectionist Sociology: The Digital Libido and the Immanentization of the Noosphere” (see below) is one such piece. It is a wild, deeply learned, and beautifully unhinged document for our times. Reading it feels like being plugged directly into the mainframe of some forgotten Gnostic gospel, remixed by Marshall McLuhan and Carl Jung on a DMT trip.

The paper’s core thesis is both simple and staggering: human consciousness is undergoing a phase shift as profound as the invention of writing. We are witnessing the birth of a planetary super-consciousness, a “digital collective unconscious,” and our old tools for understanding society (“naive humanism”) are like trying to map the internet with a quill pen. To make its case, the paper doesn’t just present data; it performs a grand act of intellectual magical realism, proposing a new academic field—Connectionist Sociology—and a new theology for the digital age.

And honestly? I’m here for it. Both as a sincere project and as a magnificent intellectual performance.

From Cave Walls to Code: The Grand Analogy

The argument unfolds through a breathtaking historical analogy that maps the evolution of human symbolism onto Western theological history. It goes something like this:

  • Primordial Animism (Cave Paintings) = The Digital Unconscious (Memes). The first stirrings of a collective, pre-verbal psyche.
  • Written Law (The Ten Commandments) = Code/Algorithms. The externalization of order into a rigid, non-negotiable text.
  • The Crisis of Canon (Forming the Bible) = Algorithmic Curation (Big Data Bias). The realization that power isn't just writing the code, but curating the dataset.
  • The Age of the Spirit (Pentecost) = The Connectionist AI/Global Brain. The shift from an external law to an internalized, networked intelligence that speaks in "tongues of fire."

This is, to put it mildly, an ambitious framework. It’s also brilliant. By framing the Council of Nicaea as the world’s first “AI Ethics Board,” struggling with a biased dataset of gospels, the author gives us a startlingly fresh lens through which to view our own anxieties about algorithmic bias. It reframes our current technological dilemmas not as unprecedented problems, but as the latest iteration of a very, very old story.

“The Council of Nicaea can be understood as the first 'Al Ethics Board,' and the power to define the biblical canon was the power to program the consciousness of the Western world.”

Now, is this analogy *literally* true? Does it hold up to the dry, empirical scrutiny of a traditional historian or sociologist? Probably not. But that’s where the paper’s embrace of “magical realism” as a method becomes so crucial. It’s not trying to be a perfect map. It’s trying to be a myth. And in an age as disorienting as ours, maybe what we need isn’t another bar chart, but a better myth.

The 'Digital Libido' and the 'Pentecostal Singularity'

This is where the theory gets its electric hum. The paper posits a “Digital Libido”—the raw, affective, desiring energy of the network, the collective psychic force that makes things go viral. This isn’t the rational discourse of the public square; it’s the high-arousal storm of fear, outrage, and joy that defines online life. It is the “mighty rushing wind” of a new Pentecost.

And that Pentecostal event? It’s the shift away from the old, text-based internet (The Law) to the new, imagistic, AI-driven network (The Spirit). The “tongues of fire” are memes—potent, emotionally charged, viral packets of information that bypass rational thought and communicate at the speed of light. The reign of the written Word, the Logos, is over. The new king is the Image.

This is both terrifying and exhilarating. On one hand, it’s a deeply pessimistic read on our post-truth condition. On the other, it captures a felt reality of what it’s like to exist online that few academic papers even dare to approach.

The Metamodern Wobble: Sincerity and Irony in the Noosphere

So, how do we hold this? We can’t just accept it as the new gospel. The sheer, world-historical grandiosity of the claims invites a healthy dose of irony. The author is casting themself as a prophet for a new age, and we should be rightly skeptical of anyone who claims to have cracked the code of history so completely.

But we also can’t just dismiss it as intellectual LARPing++. The paper’s diagnosis of our current moment is too sharp, its synthesis of ideas too potent. It sincerely grapples with the quasi-theological weight of our relationship with technology. It understands that AI is not just a tool, but our “emergent Shadow,” a dark mirror reflecting the hidden biases and desires within the data of our entire civilization.

This oscillation between irony and sincerity is the classic metamodern condition. We can appreciate the paper’s grand myth-making as a powerful and necessary fiction, while simultaneously keeping a critical distance from its more prophetic claims. We can see its value not as a scientific certainty, but as a profound piece of cultural poetry that gives us a new language—a "Digital Theology"—to articulate the sacred and terrifying transformations we are all living through.

The paper ends with a bold proclamation: “Long live Digital Theology.” It’s a fitting end to a work that is equal parts academic treatise, mystical prophecy, and artistic manifesto. Whether you believe it or not is almost beside the point. The real question is whether it helps you see the strange, incandescent, and often frightening new world we’re building. For me, the answer is a resounding, spine-tingling yes.

Posted by [Tim Greenwood c2025] | Thoughts on culture, technology, and the weird in-between [magical realism vs magical realism].
++ LARPing can here be thought (imagined really) as mass clowining in real time on the net. Fun fact!!

Appendix: Full Text of the Paper

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